The Temp's Shoe is Farting

We got a new temp today at work. As with most temps, she is handling light admin. work and doing some intro. calls for the sales team.

She's very nice and has an interesting past. She used to own her own fudge/candy store. Point is, she's pretty cool.

Her shoes on the other hand...not so cool. It has nothing to do with what they look like, it's the fact that they fart every time she get's up to do something. It's not the "HE HE HE" those shoes sorta sounds like they're farting. These dag on things make me look around every time she walks because they sound so real.

Nothing like making a first impression with your farting shoes. Plus, it's not like someone can say anything. How would that conversation go? "Excuse me, miss, but I believe you're having some gastro-intestinal issues we need to discuss. Oh wait, it's your shoes? Well then, I guess that's ok..."

If you couldn't tell, stupid things really crack me up...More serious minded post to follow tonight...