The Baconator Has Gone TOO Far!

In my opinion, the only people that don't like bacon are lying or communists, plain in simple (sorry honey!). How can you not like fried, crispy, oily, strips of pig flesh? Sounds very delicious to me.

However, the new Baconator from Wendy's has gone too freakin far. It has like 6 strips of bacon, 2-3 patties (square, not round, of course), and about a pound of mayonaise. For the health concious, I do believe, they will throw on a leaf of lettuce and a over ripened tomato slice.

I'm all for the deliciousness of heart stopping food odities, but for goodness' sake, is 12,000 calories on a bun with half a side of a sow really necessary? Decide carefully, people....decide carefully!